a million pieces of...

You know, I never read that James Frey book, but way back in 2003, I read this review called "A Million Pieces of Shit" that really cracked me up.
It begins:

"This is the worst thing I've ever read."

and ends:

"And this self-aggrandizing, simple-minded, poorly observed, repetitious, maudlin drivel passes for avant-garde literature in America?"

Read the rest! It's hilarious!