I'm telling you some big truth here: I am a very, very lucky girl. Who else has a naked chef making her scrambled eggs and tea at 7:30 am on a gloomy horrid Monday morning? What did I do to deserve all this?

Lulu Eightball

"Ask me where my firewire port is!"

kill your tv? hurray!

looks as if someone finally had enough of the brain-numbing crap that passes for entertainment these days:

Bezerkeley

A few times a week, I have occasion to walk from the BART station to my love's house in Berkeley. I always walk down the same block, mainly because of these four palm trees, which are about six times taller than anything on the street (or in the neighborhood, for that matter), and they're lovely as they sway very slightly in the breeze.




Last week I was walking down the block in the evening, and there was a kitty on the sidewalk, playing it cool:



She started to rub up against my hand, and then suddenly, like a jack russell terrier, she rolled over and sat up again.



She very nonchalantly allowed me to pet her again a few times, and then she rolled over again, three times in quick succession. Finally, she just lingered on her back and looked up at me, the little kitty slut.




There's a parrot that lives on this street. He sits at the very top of one tree or another, and according to a neighbor, spends his winters there. He's very large, very green, and very funny as he squawks away happily to himself.

275 Cakes on Tile

so much to catch up on!
here's a very important item I forgot to tell you about:
275 lipstick cakes on tile, by the fabulous amarama:

support Madame Zorah

Please support Madame Zorah in her excellent mission:

"Last night I got an email from the Dean of my Lawskool explaining that the Academic Vice President of the University has decreed that I can sell Vagina Monologues tickets on campus provided that:

1. I am DISCREET
2. I do not use any advertising, posters, flyers, tabling or the email system
3. There is no "abortion rights related prozelytizing"
4. NONE of the proceeds go to "abortion rights groups or causes"

Well, seeing as how 10% of every ticket sale goes to CounterCrisis Northwest (in case you are new, thats my start-up abortion fund for women who have experienced rape or domestic violence),

I CAN'T EVEN SELL TICKETS PERSON-TO-PERSON ON SCHOOL PROPERTY.

Yup, that 8-10 cents going to CounterCrisis means I can't ask anyone at school if they wanna buy a ticket.

Not in private conversation
Not in emails
No.

You know what?

They can't stop me from giving them away for free.

If you have a few extra bucks, go to my info page and paypal me $8. For each $8 donation I will walk up to some deserving law student and hand over a free ticket,

RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF GOD, FATHER SPITZER AND EVERYBODY. ON CAMPUS, IN A PRO CHOICE T-SHIRT, EVEN!

I would love it if I could hand out enough to make a ruckus, cuz how are they going to stop that?

If you have it, please paypal me. If you don't send me some love. I am going to need it.

ETA: PLEASE LINK TO ME IN YOUR LJ AND COMMUNITIES!

It will make me cry tears of joy. I cry easily and well when I have not had any sleep because I am so fucking pissed off and raging, so I promise it will be a good, solid cry.

Here is the url for my userinfo page with the paypal button: http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=zorah

I want to make them very, very sorry that their fascist bullshit actually sold far more tickets than if they'd just let me have a damn table and some signs!"

happy new year

oh my goodness, where does the time go?