two items lifted from geegaw.com, whom we thank most fervently:
(who knew Margaret Cho had a blog?)

"What up with the Nazi shit? If there is one person you cannot give a shout out to, it is Hitler. Nobody wants to hear about that. I understand that your father was a Nazi, and I don't blame you for that, because you didn't choose the family you were born into, unless you did it on purpose because you are from the future."

"You need a total recall right about now, before you get elected, because people are stupid enough to vote for you, and all this shit coming down on you now isn't a smear campaign. It is the media actually doing society some good for once by giving us the truth that your publicists have been being paid to sit on for years. I don't give a shit about the OUI magazine stuff. Orgies to me do not reflect on the moral fiber of a human being. Plus OUI was a mad 70s publication anyway. It seems like a cross between LIFE and Hustler. I know you are thinking 'Arbeit macht governor', but it ain't gonna work fool."

and:
"It's official: Fox news rots your brain"