other people who say it so much better than I ever could, part 429:

extended cake mix! read it every day, and your hair will get shinier. really!

zum Beispiel:
I just keep thinking how great it would be to have twenty-three year old Evany's answers to this same Nerve questionnaire. Or Evany at thirteen, what would she be looking for? Probably just someone with a valid driver's license and parents with a loose liquor cabinet. Same as now!