oy, my stomach hurts...
I love love love the Altavista translating tools.
I just used the site (instead of my nice dictionary and brain) to try to translate the question of the day on a Russian website, and this is what I got:

"Question: Do consider you that in Russia now there is present political opposition to the President fishing?"

some kind of glitch-- even without my dictionary I can see that for some reason "Putin" was translated as "fishing," which is weird; the word for fish is totally different.