funny thing from Eli this morning:

The REAL-LIFE Worst-Case Scenario Handbook, by Martha Keavney.
I especially like the "Orchestra Seats at Elton John and Tim Rice's "Aida" scenario:
"1) Do not crouch down. Hold your ground, wave your arms and shout. Show the musical that you are not defenseless."

and another from yesterday:
"unfortunately, this is not from the Onion."
"Enduring Freedom Picture Cards presents [sic] the New War on Terrorism in a format that children understand."
oh, yeah.