Friday, July 20, 2001

Salon has a great article about Mamie van Doren.
Here's what Mamie had to say about Warren Beatty: "He's got a big salami in there," Van Doren recalls, serious. "I mean, goddamn."
and about Tom Jones: "He must have socks stuffed down there," Van Doren insists, "because his penis is very, very small."
People have been talking about her breasts for her whole life. I think she's more than entitled to talk about other people's body parts.